To spit or not to spit

Hiya Folks

Thanks for keeping your finger on the Kemosabe Cafe's pulse with me Patrick. I'm coming at you live from the Kemosabe Cafe and time is of the essence...

Today's blog topic is an age old restaurant dilemma... To spit or not to spit... that is the question...

I'll admit in my young buck days as a high spirited waiter sometimes the occasion would arise. I will not divulge the fine establishments names where said spittles took place. But I honestly thought those days were well behind me. The days when dick customers would rile me up so much that I would seek retribution through phlegm. I know we all like to tell ourselves stuff like that does not really happen in the restaurant world, but I'm here to tell you it most certainly does my blog reading buddies it most certainly does. But fear not my Kemosabe faithfuls I can guarantee that you have nothing to worry about if you are an enjoyable restaurant patron. The only ones that run the risk of dinning on a Chief Dan Burger with a side of loogie are those that are rude and disrespectful to the serving staff (aka douche bags). These not so fine people usually know who they are and even take pride in being this way. So if you are sitting there right now wondering if your food is spit free, relax your probably okay. Because deep down you already know if you should be on spit patrol when you dine out or even at home if you act the same way with your significant other while they're in the kitchen. The point is never piss off the people that handle your food its kind of a no brainer. Oh and good tips do buy safe passage through the spit minefield, maybe not that time because it may be already too late but possibly the next time, but there are no guarantees. The best defense is to not be a difficult dick in the first place.

Alright enough with my public spit service announcement the clock is ticking and this guy is way past that. Let me fill you in on the situation and my possible spit relapse. while I was driving to work today, minding my own business and following the rules of the road rocking out to Rush, I was savagely cut off! Resulting in me slamming on the breaks to avoid rear ended this individual. No signal, no wave of apology, no nothing, plus there was nothing behind me he had tons of space to pull in behind. So I give him a disapproving honk and he has the audacity to honk back and finger me! Are you kidding me?! He's clearly in the wrong and he fingers me! If your clearly the one who has committed the driving offense you have to take the honk, you don't get to be the one that's pissed, that's just extra bad karma.

Well karma has caught up with this one, because guess who pulled into the Kemosabe Cafe for dinner ahead of me and is currently sitting at table 2o waiting for his Chief Dan Burger. Boom. Yeah he is. And he has been a total D-bag to Sue who is serving him. The Karma Train is coming around the bend and its about to pull into the station next stop Spitsville. I guess the lesson that can be taken away from here today is... be the best person you can be at all times because you never know who will spit in your burger... Oh I hear that table 2o's food is up I gotta run.
"he'll be coming around the mountain, he'll be coming around the mountain, he'll be coming around the mountain when he spits...

Thanks for your ear and putting your finger on the Pulse with me

Patrick

the future is uncertain

You are now dialed in and have your finger on the Kemosabe Cafe Pulse!!!(and yes I am yelling this)

I'm going to be straight up with you my faithful reader...I may have had one too many fire waters in my cow mug to be writing my blog! It was a busy shift at the ol Kemosabe Cafe and I have bought a few rounds for me and my staff Ha Ha fire water classic comedy stylings from yours truly I snuck away to the office to write a great idea I had for my blog... but now I seem to have forgotten what I was going to write no problem I'll just type until it comes back to me i'm sure i'll remember what the hell did i wnt to say it was very poinyent i think that's spelled wrong but I can't seemt o get the spell check thingamajig to wark, but that's ok because i will spell check it the old fashioned way their must be a dictionary in this office somewhere...............................nope guess not

alright where was I?... ah yes being an awesome manager like myself takes a little work not a lot but a little and some times it is good to unwind (for f**k sakes is that how you spell unwind or is it unwined!!!!! screw you computer work you bastered!!!1 jlkyu;il7809[']8kih//???

Okay we are haveing technical difficulties here I blame skytec( that's from terminator for those that don't know what a great movie. the first one rocked the second one blew my mind the third was a turd and the fourth one was ass and the new one #5 is alive! (that's from short circuit. classic steve Guetemberg) Sometimes I feel like John Connors. like he has all this pressure on him to be this crazy strong leader that saves humanity from Arnold Swrtzsnager (not even close on the spelling but wel let it slide due to skytec difficulties) anyways sometimes I understand the pressure is all I'm saying. I have to stay calm and lead my staff through the busy shift and the customers are like mean robots and they are keeping us in servatude but with my leadership I make teh future uncertain and that means it is safe from skytec

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